When there?s visitors at your house
When people in the hallway are so god damn slow
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, ?Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal.?
When you and your friends do something insane and you have to leave before someone sees your face
When kids tell me they hate being a kid and can?t wait to grow up?
When the wind blows:
Expectations:
Reality:
Me every time I look into a mirror
When you think you?ve finally taken a decent picture, but when you continue to stare it gets uglier.
Checking someone out
Expectations
Reality
When you?re just sitting there listening to this person that you know is lying
and you?re like ?O rly??
